May 2011 Status Updates
∙ Left hand doesn’t know what right hand is doing? In Pakistan, the brain doesn’t know what both hands are doing. ∙ Feels like Dhoni was born and brought up in Chennai. Won’t be surprised if he stars...
View ArticleMusings from Trent Bridge…
New cricketing mantras… Bhajji: Make life Large. (Large bowling averages and Large batting errors) Dhoni: Make life Different. (Effect unheard of batting collapses and opposition tail onslaughts)...
View ArticleA short skit on India’s debacle in England…
Class Teacher Duncan Fletcher aaya… Students ka haal poocha… Sehwag: Mere kandhe main dard hai. Gambhir: Mera haath sujha hua hai. Zaheer: Mera pair dukh raha hai. Bhajji: Mere pet main dard hai. Yuvi:...
View ArticleWhy the Indian cricket team lost in England…
The BCCI has just completed its enquiry into the washout of the Indian team in England. Here are the results… 1st Test: Players just reached England. They had difficulty in adjusting to the conditions,...
View ArticleContemporary Knock Knock Jokes 18
Knock Knock. Who’s there? Dhoni. Dhoni who? Don’ you think he’s the luckiest captain of IPL? Knock Knock. Who’s there? Chris Gayle. Chris Gayle who? Christ! Gaye tel lene saare bowlers! Knock Knock....
View ArticleIndian cricket musings…
∙ Can’t pace. Can’t spin. Can’t play pace. Can’t play spin. But can still spin the ad market at a frantic pace. ∙ Dhoni sahab, mitti pe itna dhyaan doge to mitti main hi mil jaoge. Insaan match khelta...
View ArticleIndian cricket decline musings…
• Indian Test team needs FDI. Needs to include 4 foreign players like an IPL team to remain internationally competitive. • GB Shaw remixed: Cricket is a game played by 22 fools, watched by 22,000...
View ArticleCricketing musings…
· February Chennai India-Australia Test report… Michael ki cycle stand giri. No time to Siddle down as they Wade through tricky waters for Hughes defeat. Starc contrast between the two teams, as Lyons...
View ArticleContemporary Knock Knock Jokes 22
Knock Knock! Who’s there? Snowden. Snowden who? So no then to all my asylum appeals you spineless countries? Knock Knock! Who’s there? Dhoni. Dhoni who? Don’ you even think of giving up before the last...
View ArticleForeign Test debacle musings…
Dhoni: I lost in Auckland. Srinivasan: Don’t worry, I won in Dubai. New Zealand to sirf ek jhaaki hai, England main whitewash abhi baaki hai. Srinivasan should step down as BCCI President. –>Becomes...
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